Mary Squillace

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Bingo! 🙋 (Via @msquillace)

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Weekend plans?? (Also, those photos are *totally* worth it) 🎃🍁 . . . #motherhood #mom #momlife #motherhoodunplugged #parenting #lifewithkids #momhumor #parentinghumor #parenthood #momtruth #motherhoodthroughinstagram #parent #momsofinstagram #momsbelike #honestparenting #pumpkinpatch #punpkinpatchkids #pumpkinpicking #fall #mommemes #parentingmemes

A post shared by Mary Squillace (@msquillace) on Oct 17, 2018 at 10:35am PDT

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And yet, I still try! 🤦‍♀️ (tag a toddler-parent who routinely slaves over uneaten meals) . . . #motherhood #mom #momlife #instamom #motherhoodunplugged #parenting #lifewithkids #momhumor #parentinghumor #parenthood #momtruth #motherhoodthroughinstagram #parent #momsofinstagram #momsbelike #honestparenting #mommemes #motherhoodirl #funnyparents #parentingprobs #toddlermeals #toddlerlunch #toddler #toddlerproblems #toddlermom #pickyeaters #toddlers

A post shared by Mary Squillace (@msquillace) on Nov 7, 2018 at 10:14am PST

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Remember: extra pants for EVERYONE 💩(and safe travels!) . . . #motherhood #mom #momlife #instamom #motherhoodunplugged #parenting #lifewithkids #momhumor #parentinghumor #parenthood #momtruth #motherhoodthroughinstagram #parent #momsofinstagram #momsbelike #honestparenting #mommemes #motherhoodirl #funnyparents #parentingprobs #babyproblems #toddlerproblems #diapers #familytravel

A post shared by Mary Squillace (@msquillace) on Nov 20, 2018 at 9:13am PST

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Scrolling…scrolling…STILL scrolling… (tag someone who will be doing this next week 🦃 👩‍🍳) . . . #motherhood #mom #momlife #instamom #motherhoodunplugged #parenting #lifewithkids #momhumor #parentinghumor #parenthood #momtruth #motherhoodthroughinstagram #parent #momsofinstagram #momsbelike #honestparenting #mommemes #motherhoodirl #funnyparents #parentingprobs #foodblog #foodstagram #foodblogger #recipe #recipes #toddlermeals #thanksgivingrecipes #thanksgiving #mealplanning

A post shared by Mary Squillace (@msquillace) on Nov 14, 2018 at 9:17am PST

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I know people mean well, but can we please stop giving this advice to new moms? 😬(Tag a mom who’s been there—or a mom-to-be who will be there soon!) . . . #motherhood #mom #momlife #instamom #motherhoodunplugged #parenting #lifewithkids #momhumor #parentinghumor #parenthood #momtruth #motherhoodthroughinstagram #parent #momsofinstagram #momsbelike #honestparenting #mommemes #motherhoodirl #funnyparents #parentingprobs #newborn #newbornmom

A post shared by Mary Squillace (@msquillace) on Oct 24, 2018 at 9:48am PDT

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A definitive guide 🎃🍬 . . . #motherhood #mom #momlife #instamom #motherhoodunplugged #parenting #lifewithkids #momhumor #parentinghumor #parenthood #momtruth #motherhoodthroughinstagram #parent #momsofinstagram #momsbelike #honestparenting #mommemes #motherhoodirl #funnyparents #parentingprobs #halloween #trickortreat #halloweencandy #happyhalloween

A post shared by Mary Squillace (@msquillace) on Oct 31, 2018 at 6:28pm PDT

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For today’s #tbt let’s throw it alllll the way back to college. (Things haven’t really changed all that much, have they? 😆) Anything I missed? . . . #motherhood #mom #momlife #motherhoodunplugged #parenting #lifewithkids #momhumor #parentinghumor #parenthood #momtruth #motherhoodthroughinstagram #parent #momsofinstagram #momsbelike #honestparenting

A post shared by Mary Squillace (@msquillace) on Oct 11, 2018 at 10:03am PDT

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My kid’s current interests: electric sockets, the wine rack, and Dad’s razor drawer. (What’s yours into??) 🔌⚡️ . . . #motherhood #mom #momlife #instamom #motherhoodunplugged #parenting #lifewithkids #momhumor #parentinghumor #parenthood #momtruth #motherhoodthroughinstagram #parent #momsofinstagram #momsbelike #honestparenting #mommemes #motherhoodirl #funnyparents #parentingprobs #toddler #toddlerproblems #toddlerlife #toddleractivities #toddlermom #toddlerfun

A post shared by Mary Squillace (@msquillace) on Nov 29, 2018 at 10:37am PST

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Let's just say my kids have ended up wearing the Batgirl costume more than once to school. (Follow @ItsMomtastic for more!) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #mom #momlife #momproblems #momsofinsta #funnymomsofinsta #family #familylife #kids #lifewithkids #teens #collegekids #bigkids #family #love #life #humor #funny #lol #meme #highschool #momwriters #kindness #generosity #itsmomtastic

A post shared by Mommy Owl by Lauren Lodder (@mommyowl) on Jul 9, 2018 at 4:00am PDT

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Which ones did YOU binge? . . #momlife #newmom #baby #momhumor #mommyblogger #mommemes #momtasticmoment #babies #parenthood #parentlife #maternityleave #newbornbaby #newmom #momproblems #momprobs

A post shared by Momtastic (@itsmomtastic) on Feb 16, 2018 at 11:56am PST

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Does. Not. Compute . . . #momlife #momhumor #mommyblogger #mommemes #parenthood #parentlife #momproblems #momprobs #pregnancy #pregnancyproblems #pregnancyprobs

A post shared by Momtastic (@itsmomtastic) on Feb 21, 2018 at 12:13pm PST

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It’s like they just materialized en masse! 😱 . . #momlife #momhumor #mommyblogger #mommemes #parenthood #parentlife #momproblems #momprobs

A post shared by Momtastic (@itsmomtastic) on Feb 22, 2018 at 12:03pm PST

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Who hasn’t shed a tear or two over a “liquid gold” spill? 😢🍼 — #pumping #pumpingmom #pumpingmama #pumpingproblems #fedisbest #breastfeedingmom #breastfeeding #breastfeedingmama #breastfeedingmoms #pumpingatwork #workingmom #workingmoms #momlife #momproblems

A post shared by Momtastic (@itsmomtastic) on Mar 6, 2018 at 12:22pm PST

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JK!…Laundry is never ever really done 😫 — #momlife #momhumor #mommyblogger #mommemes #parenthood #parentlife #momproblems #momprobs #laundry #laundryday #sahm #sahmlife

A post shared by Momtastic (@itsmomtastic) on Mar 13, 2018 at 5:37pm PDT

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The kid’s got aim! 👩‍👦 — #boymom #boymomlife #boymom💙 #boymoms #momlife #momhumor #mommyblogger #mommemes #parenthood #parentlife #momproblems #momprobs

A post shared by Momtastic (@itsmomtastic) on Mar 15, 2018 at 12:16pm PDT

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☕️ ☕️ ☕️ — #coffee #coffeeholic #coffeetime #caffeine #starbucks #momlife #momhumor #mommyblogger #mommemes #parenthood #parentlife #momproblems #momprobs

A post shared by Momtastic (@itsmomtastic) on Mar 16, 2018 at 9:43am PDT

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Oh, how things have changed… . . . #motherhood #mother #momlife #lifewithkids #momsofinstagram #mom #momtruth #momhumor #parenthood #parenting #parent #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodthroughinstagram #newmom #newmomlife #newbornmom #newbornlife #toddlermom #babymom

A post shared by Momtastic (@itsmomtastic) on Mar 28, 2018 at 12:06pm PDT

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Counting down the minutes. (Happy Friday, mamas!) . . . #motherhood #mother #momlife #lifewithkids #momsofinstagram #mom #momtruth #momhumor #parenthood #parenting #parent #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodthroughinstagram #friday #fridaynight #fridaymood #friyay

A post shared by Momtastic (@itsmomtastic) on Mar 30, 2018 at 2:47pm PDT

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Real talk. . . . #motherhood #mother #momlife #lifewithkids #momsofinstagram #mom #momtruth #momhumor #parenthood #parenting #parent #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodthroughinstagram

A post shared by Momtastic (@itsmomtastic) on May 1, 2018 at 1:21pm PDT

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At least not for the foreseeable future… . . . #motherhood #mother #momlife #lifewithkids #momsofinstagram #mom #momtruth #momhumor #parenthood #parenting #parent #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodthroughinstagram

A post shared by Momtastic (@itsmomtastic) on May 10, 2018 at 2:46pm PDT

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☕️ = life . . . #coffee #coffeelover #coffeeaddict #motherhood #mother #momlife #lifewithkids #momsofinstagram #mom #momtruth #momhumor #parenthood #parenting #parent #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodthroughinstagram

A post shared by Momtastic (@itsmomtastic) on May 8, 2018 at 12:05pm PDT

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Because, priorities. 💄

A post shared by Total Beauty (@totalbeautyeditors) on Aug 29, 2017 at 4:27pm PDT

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Eyelashes > Mondays 😹

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Like this post if you’re with us 👋

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Current mood: 🍷

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Double tap if you agree 😴😴😴

A post shared by Total Beauty (@totalbeautyeditors) on Nov 7, 2017 at 10:38am PST

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Anyone else? ☕️

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